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When females don't put out!

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When females don't put out!

Postby wouldn't you like to know on Tue Jun 24, 2008 1:24 pm

This was written by a guy...it's pretty damn smart. Ladies -- Please have a sense of humor!
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ somuch. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women withtheir heart.

FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well,the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... 'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.' She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.' We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair o fdiamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.'

She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.' Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled,'WHAT?' I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.
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Postby Sine Pari on Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:00 am

Now tht is just to fucking funny. :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby wouldn't you like to know on Wed Jul 02, 2008 11:21 am

I think the expression:

TIT FOR TAT

applies here!
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Postby Cigarz on Sun Jul 06, 2008 1:59 pm

So......you went out shopping with my wife.......... :twisted:
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