Welcome
Welcome to <strong>mountainmonster</strong>.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest, which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community, you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content, and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple, and absolutely free, so please, <a href="/profile.php?mode=register">join our community today</a>!

Poor little frozen skunk

Share your joke here---remember, unmoderated area, so read at your own risk

Poor little frozen skunk

Postby Ruger204 on Wed Apr 16, 2008 4:50 am

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car. There was a baby skunk lying at the side of the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, 'It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?' He says, 'OK, get in the car with it.' The wife says, 'Where shall I put it to get it warm?' He says, 'Put it between your legs. It's nice and warm there.' 'But what about the smell?' said the wife. He says, 'Just hold its little nose.' The man is expected to recover. But the skunk she used to beat him with...died at the scene.
If you're not having fun, you're not doing it right!
User avatar
Ruger204
Monster
 
Posts: 421
Joined: Sat Jan 05, 2008 7:38 am
Location: Central Idaho


Return to Joke of the day

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 0 guests

cron