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Job interview in India

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Job interview in India

Postby Sine Pari on Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:25 am

Mujibar was trying to get a job in India. The Personnel Manager said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests except one. Unless you pass it, you cannot qualify for this job."

Mujibar said, "I am ready."

The Manager said, "Make a sentence using the words yellow, pink and green."

Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green and I pink it up and say, "Yellow, this is Mujibar."

Mujibar now works at a call center.

No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have.
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Postby Cigarz on Sun Jul 06, 2008 2:07 pm

:mrgreen: Yes, sahib sir, I dink you've bin in an eppysode of
It Ain't Half Hot, Mum

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