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Postby Sine Pari on Sat Dec 20, 2008 9:19 pm

> Do you speak English?
- Yes!
> Name?
- Abdul al-Rhazib.
> Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
> No, no...I mean male or female?
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
> Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
> But isn't that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
> Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer runs too fast...
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Postby Cigarz on Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:53 pm

:mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t45giS2LHbM
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Postby Sine Pari on Mon Dec 22, 2008 4:31 am

Kebab anyone?*




*"A man can have sex with sheep, cows and camels and so on. However he should kill the animal after he has his orgasm. He should not sell the meat to the people in his own village. However selling the meat to the next door village should be fine."
Khomeini's "Tahrirolvasyleh" fourth volume, Darol Elm, Gom, Iran 1990
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Postby Ruger204 on Sun Jan 04, 2009 11:13 pm

That is one of the most disgusting things I've ever seen, next to Oprah that is.
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Postby Sine Pari on Mon Jan 05, 2009 4:03 am

What is wrong with Oprah? :?
:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Postby Ruger204 on Thu Jan 08, 2009 6:04 am

You ever see her naked? Me neither thank God but the mind reels with "EEEWWW". :grin:
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Postby Sine Pari on Fri Jan 09, 2009 11:53 pm

I am sooo not going to quote Spectre here. :lol: :lol: :lol:




Spectre wrote:Damn......this thread is worthless without pics!!!
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