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I have a new name....

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I have a new name....

Postby Spectre on Tue Apr 01, 2008 4:25 am

A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted me, standing alone.

She approached me.

"My name is Carmen," she told him.

"That's a beautiful name," I replied, "Is it a family name?"

"No," she replied. "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most -- cars and men."


"What's your name?" she asked.

I said,







"B. J. Titsenbeer"
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Postby wouldn't you like to know on Wed Apr 02, 2008 4:10 am

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Re: I have a new name....

Postby Sine Pari on Thu Apr 03, 2008 12:27 am

Spectre wrote:A woman scanned the guests at a party and spotted me,
"B. J. Titsenbeer"
K, now I have to clean my puter screen. btw just because she gives you a bj, you can't call her F@kface. ;)
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