mountainmonster

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter', she says. A little girl raises her hand. 'I had a kitty-cat who stuttered', she volunteered.

The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. 'Well', she began, 'I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped over the fence into our yard!'

'That must've been scary', said the teacher.

'It sure was', said the little girl. 'My kitty raised his back, went 'Fffff, Fffff, Fffff'... And before he could say 'Fuck', the Rottweiler ate him!'

So that's what cats are trying to say! Who knew?

That's why I don't like cats, they swear to much.

What about how they walk all over your furniture, counter tops, tables and anything else they can jump up on. Not to mention that if you die in your sleep and don't live with anyone but your cats, they will eat ya!

wouldn't you like to know wrote:Not to mention that if you die in your sleep and don't live with anyone but your cats, they will eat ya!

I don't think I will die while sleeping, my stupidity will probably be the cause I die.

Here I was thinking what a smart guy you are? Now you're telling me you're a stupid guy....go figure!

That is what one calls deception.