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Americanized Pakistanis

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Americanized Pakistanis

Postby Sine Pari on Sat Jan 10, 2009 10:24 pm

Two families move from Pakistan to America.

When they arrive the two fathers make a bet to see -- in a year's time -- which family has become more Americanized.

A year later they meet again.

The first man says, "My son is playing baseball. I had breakfast at McDonalds, and I'm on my way to pick up a case of Bud. How about you?"

The second man replies, "F**k you, towelhead."
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